Fingolfin’s Song

  • Autor: Rodrigo Fontes "Tindómerendil"
  • Título original: Sir Robin's Song (Brave Sir Robin)
  • Autor original: Eric Idle, de los Monty Python

  • Cualquier día la pulo para que no se parezca tanto a la original; en fin, todo llegará...

  • Voice I: Hey you! The Teleri out there! Do you know that song about the bravest Noldo ever? That which says…
    Bravely bold Fingolfin rode forth from Valinor.
    He had followed Fëanor, o brave Fingolfin.
    He was not afraid to kill Teleri in nasty ways,
    Brave, brave, brave, brave Fingolfin!
    He was not in the least bit scared to mash them into a pulp,
    Or to have their eyes gouged out, to take their boats stolen,
    To have their kneecaps split and their bodies burned away
    And their limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Fingolfin!
    Their heads smashed in and their hearts cut out
    And their livers removed and their bowels unplugged
    And their women raped and their vessels took off
    And their silma…
    Voice II: Well, that’s enough music, fellow…
    Voice I: No, there’s a second part in which is told what happened then! It’s said that
    Then his brother ran away,
    Fëanor ran away, away.
    He checked whether Fingolfin slept, and took his kids, the boats, and fled.
    But, did Fingolfin turned about?
    He just said, ‘they have got out’, cooked some Teleri to eat
    And then they moved all to the east,
    Bravest of the brave, Fingolfin!